Hello there, I'm Samantha. ʕ • ᴥ • ʔ
I'm a 21-year-old university student studying Japanese and Psychology. No, I'm not quite sure what the heck I'll be able to do with those degrees, either.
If you need someone to talk to or listen, don't hesitate to contact me! I might not be able to make a difference, but I will do my best to help. ♡
Hahahah this is great.you can only find shit like this on tumblr LOL
i need to do this LOL
(Source: sucks2beyourightnow)
TOTALLY FORGOT
PFFFFFFTAHAHAHA
oMG YOU HAD ONE JOB
amanda bynes changes her name to da bynes because she is an independent woman who doesn’t need aman
when ponyboy grew up his friends called him horseman
omfg i just choked on my poop and almost got it all over the competur that was close
POP
STOP REBLOGGING IT
i hate everyone
(Source: egberts)
(Source: johnnydepps)
Did you know if you listen carefully to Leona Lewis’ Bleeding Love, instead of saying “You cut me open and I…” she actually says
“You call me your banana”
Listen to it if you don’t believe me.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
IM CRYINGGGG GSKIDUOGIPJSDKNGJKBUOIJSDK
KJSHGKJDFGKHFDKGH OMFGGGGGGG
LOOOOOOOOL
(Source: peetaslongbun)
the 16 year old boy types “www.facebook.com” into his school’s public computer, only to find that his other male friend is already logged in. he smiles smugly to himself and types “i’m gay lol i like boys in my butt” as a facebook status. the boy laughs maniacally to himself. it is the single greatest facebook hack ever accomplished by any other human. he is god among his friends and the entire classroom erupts in laughter as he jumps on a cloud and ascends into the sky
whoa pal who peed in your cereal
IF YOUR SOCKS DONT MATCH YOU ARE A COMMUNIST
(Source: teppelin)
